You come across a hard of hearing Genie. What is your first wish? The next redditor to comment, though, comments what the Genie hears/delivers.

  1. Another Genie.

  2. I wish for unlimited money

  3. I wish that you were a deer.

  4. I wish for world domination

  5. I wish for world peace.

  6. I want to live on the moon.

  7. I wanna be batman

  8. I want a 12 inch pianist

  9. I wish you could hear much better

  10. I wish for a monster cock.

  11. I wish for god mode.

  12. I wish for extra wishes.

  13. Half Life 3.

  14. I wish to meet Benedict Cumberbatch.

  15. A number 9, large shake, and large fry.