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Called the rape advice hotline. Turns out it’s only for victims.
What would Martin Luther King be if he wasn’t black?
I’d tell the one about Jonestown but the punch line is too long.
How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
None, he fell.
Three pregnant women are sitting in their OB-gyn’s waiting room, each knitting a sweater for her unborn baby.
The first one takes a pill: “That’s vitamin C, I want my baby to be healthy.”
The second one takes a pill: “That’s iron, I want my baby to be strong.”
The third one takes a pill: “That’s thalidomide, I messed up the sleeves.”
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, “Go away! There’s nothing you can say to change my mind!”
He says, “Well, if you’re going to kill yourself anyway, why don’t we have sex? At least I’ll enjoy it.”
“Absolutely not! You’re disgusting!”, she replies. The man turns and starts walking away.
“Is that all you’re going to say? You’re not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?”
“I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you’ll still be warm!”, he says.
What do you call five black people having sex?
If your girlfriend bleeds the first time you have sex with her: tell her to get used to it.
In a few years time, she’ll bleed every month.
Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it.
What is better than winning the gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.
I just don’t know what my opinion on abortion is man… I mean I’m all about murdering tiny babies, but giving women a choice….
Whats a word the begins with N, ends in R and you never want to a call a black person?
What’s the hardest thing about being a pedo?
An old man is walking into a dark forest at night, hand in hand with a six-year-old girl.
“I’m scared,” she whimpers.
“You’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”