What is something you say you’ll ‘never do again’ but always end up doing again anyways?

  1. Go to bed so fucking late. Jesus I’m exhausted right now.

  2. Stop working out… I start to get strong again and then for whatever reason (sometimes injuuries, vacations, being lazy) I stop for months..

  3. Making excuses to not hang out with people I generally like.

  4. Getting really fucking drunk.

  5. Procrastinate. Regret it every time, but I’ll work on learning my lesson eventually.

  6. Parent here. Saying “I’m not going to tell you again!” To my child. And then end up telling him again.

  7. Chinese Buffets. Every time I leave one I feel like it was the most idiotic idea I’ve ever had, and swear them off forever. Then about a month later I’m back learning the same life lesson over and over.

  8. Go on reddit for “just a few minutes” before I go to bed.

  9. Skittles. Two beers in and I can’t resist their siren song.

  10. Smoke a tonne of cigarettes when drunk.

  11. Having a crush on someone who couldn’t care less about me. I can’t get rid of the feeling that I won’t be truly happy without someone to cuddle with in bed.

  12. Get on reddit at work

  13. Eating a whole pizza.

  14. Eating the whole row of Oreos. Sorry Stomach, but I gotta finish what I started.

    Edit: Grammar. Also, I didn’t expect to be called a wimp for not going for the whole box.

  15. “Fucking eh, dude. From now on, stick to normal porn.”

    …The next night…

    “Hmmm…I wonder if she ever did any anal fisting videos…”