What fetish are you pretty sure your friend or SO has, but they won’t admit it? NSFW [serious]

  1. I’m fairly certain my friend and his girlfriend have some kind of age playing dynamic going on. I was in their kitchen waiting for my friend and his girlfriend was making me a cup of coffee. Suddenly she kind of jumps and hurriedly starts wiping the writing off a whiteboard that was hanging on the back of the door. I hadn’t even noticed it until then, but before she finished wiping it I managed to read the heading which was ‘Baby girl’s to do list’ or something along those lines. She also once called him Daddy in my company, they both looked very sheepish, but I just pretended not to notice. She also regularly wears what looks to me to be a discrete collar, but I don’t know if I’m reading too much into that.

  2. Pretty sure my girlfriend wants to pee on me. She brings up peeing in off hand ways occasionally. We are fairly early in the relationship and I think she doesn’t want to blurt it out. Similarly, I don’t want to just drop the fact that I am fine with her peeing on me.

    And yes I know it is just something to discuss but like I said, it is still pretty early. If we are both as into it as I think we are we will definitely get there.

  3. I had a girlfriend once with a rape fantasy. Wanted me to break into her house and … you know. But it was a short relationship, so I wasn’t really sure if it was a rape fantasy or a “shoot an intruder” fantasy.

  4. I was playing spin-the-bottle the other night with some friends, which was kinda silly given we are all late 20s’s early 30’s types.

    Any when it came a guy’s turn to kiss another guy’s girlfriend he asked ‘uh, is this ok?’ and the boyfriend was always “yeah sure!” and I saw the look on his face while these other guys were tonguing his girlfriend, and I knew it. He liked it, a lot.

  5. My wife likes her asshole played with lightly. She’ll never admit it unless she’s pretty close to coming. But when she’s there, and I start wandering — WHAM! All of a sudden I’m alligator-wrestling.

  6. I was snooping and saw squirt porn on her browsing history. Anytime I bring it up and want to make an attempt at her squirting she makes me stop because she thinks she’s going to pee every where.

  7. i know somebody who is into horse porn. i know, because she got in trouble for watching it in her dorm in college.

  8. I’m fairly certain my wife loves giving head far more than she’s willing to admit. The minute she starts going down on me it’s like a switch flips for her and all (amazing) hell breaks loose. She’ll start talking dirty (not really my thing, but w/e works for her!), how much she wants me inside of her, etc. She’ll stop what she’s doing to get one of her dildos to ride while sucking me off. Hell, most of the time she won’t even let me touch her while she’s giving me head. She frequently says, in the heat of the moment, “Don’t touch me, I want to focus on this” with a grin on her face.

    Bring it up to her after the fact, though, and she denies it turns her on that much. That she only does it because I enjoy it.

    I know the truth but I’d be stupid to press the issue. I’m happy pretending she doesn’t enjoy it that much because lord knows I do 😛

  9. SO says she isn’t into butt stuff but every time we get drunk I got a thumb up her butt.

  10. I think she may be a furry. Either that, or she just can’t draw people