What are your worst college roommate horror stories? [NSFW]

  1. Bitch didn’t pay rent for 3 months and we didn’t know until AFTER our lease was up. Was just resolved 6 months ago and graduated 2 years ago. Will never sign a joint lease again

  2. Freshman year college had bunkbeds. Drunk roommate comes home before me. He sleeps on top. He drank too much. He wet the bed….like an open fire-hydrant apparently. I came home later and sat down in a flash flood puddle on mine soaked to the core.

    Needless to say I threw it in the shower and told him to get me a new one.

  3. I had a university flatmate who was a bit crazy. It started out with her just stealing my food – I couldn’t leave anything in the kitchen for more than 12 hours or she’d have it – and putting passive aggressive notes up in our kitchen calling me a liar (I have food allergies but apparently I was making them up). She was nasty to anyone I had over. She took all my crockery and put it on top of the cupboards so I couldn’t reach it and I had to climb up and get it all down. She then convinced all of the guys in my flat to take the kitchen furniture and pile it outside my door so I couldn’t get out of my room. I got the flu, she spent a day screaming at me through the wall whilst I alternately cried and slept until my parents came and drove me home. It got to the point where I was considering dropping out of university, but I asked to be put in another flat as a last resort. I got moved into a flat with 5 guys and it was so much messier but so much nicer.

  4. One of my roommates was accused of raping the other during a night of drunken escapades.

  5. My freshman roommate was an ok guy but we didn’t really have a ton in common. I think the housing department matched us up simply because we both liked ska.

    The dude seemed rather asexual. He had friends but never had guests and I couldn’t tell if he was gay or straight or what. Keep in mind that in those days even in the most enlightened circles some people tried to stay in the closet.

    Now one of the things I regret most about college was drinking to excess. And I’d get blotto, where I remembered very little about the night before.

    One night I was way too hammered, don’t even remember how I got back to my room. But I woke up around 4AM to the oddest dream, which was that while I was passed out, my roommate came over to my bed, took off his pants, and climbed on top of me.

    In the dream I woke up while he was pulling down my pants and I rolled over and with one solid push shoved him across the room where he crashed into his bed in his tighty whities. I was a lot bigger and stronger than him and sent him flying. I can still see the image of him hitting his bed like it was yesterday.

    I went back to being passed out and later woke up remembering that weird-ass dream. My roommate was gone, but later that day I saw him and he had a swollen lip.

    I like to give people the benefit of the doubt so I’m not going to say for sure what happened. But a couple of weeks later one of the dudes next door asked me if I wanted to swap roommates and move into his room, and I said yes in a flash.

    tl;dr I think my roommate tried to rape me while I was passed out drunk, but I’m not 100% sure.

  6. She got mad when I moved her clothes to the dryer after they’d been sitting in the washer for a day and a half.

  7. I am in college and my roommate currently likes to jerk off and leave his used cum issues all over the floor. I have told him to clean up after himself a million times. No flushing or throwing them away. Grosses me out so bad and I never bring my girlfriend to my house because of it.

  8. TL;DR Roommate shit his bed and left it for five days until the apartment complex cleaned it up.

    There were four of us in the apartment, with two in each bedroom.

    So one of my roommates (we’ll call him Pig) got sick. Something that was going around the apartment complex we were living in, the flu or something like that. It affected everyone a little differently, and apparently it was giving him stomach issues.

    Pig’s roommate woke up in the middle of the night to a horrible smell, and Pig moaning, “Ohhhh noooo.” Then Pig left the room and slept on the couch.

    Turns out Pig shit his bed. He reported it to the apartment complex and they said they would give him a new mattress, but it would take a few days to find a spare. So what does Pig do? He left it there…for five days. He would sleep on the couch, and because he was still sick he wasn’t going to classes, so he didn’t even go into the room to change clothes. We all yelled at him to clean it up or something so the other roommate could at least be in the bedroom without it smelling like shit, but he would just shake his head and say, “Nah man, I’m not going in there until they clean it up.”

    Pig was a slob in every way (not doing his dishes, leaving food to rot on the counter or in the fridge, not throwing away garbage, etc.), but that was the worst. We kicked him out at the end of the semester.

  9. My roommate once invited a girl that was kicked out of her house to stay with us. Keep in mind our dorm room was barely larger than a prison cell. I listened to them fuck on the bottom bunk more times than I care to remember.

  10. I had a roommate who was racist and obsessed with WWII Nazi. Thought it was just in a History Channel kind of way. He chose to read “Mein Kampf” for a class. Then he started writing juvenile bathroom graffiti in German in the stalls. He became upset when he found out I dated a black girl in high school. Then the swastikas started showing up graffiti in the dorm elevator, along with “N*ggers” drawn in a noose.

    He had a knife collection.

    He seriously came back after the first week with an End table, folding lounge chair, and an easy chair, despite the fact that the room had no real extra space for it any of it.

    He smelled, and tried to get rid of the room smell with a whole can of peach Renuzit one day. He left food garbage in his trash, left for the weekend, and when I empty it because it was smelling, got mad at me for touching his stuff. Said he “take care of me” if I did it again.

    He said he hated kids. He was a special Ed major. I asked why he majored in that if he hated kids. He said “There are 52 Special Ed majors in this school and I am 1 of only two guys.”

    Moved out the start of next semester, as soon as they’d let me. Paid the extra money for a single the next year.

    Edit: Looked him up. Found a picture of himself in Blackface and some creepy black and white photos.

  11. I had a roommate that jacked off CONSTANTLY. I would unlock the door (which was on old school push combination lock, so it took a few seconds THANK GOD) and enter, and hed be shutting his monitor off with his hand over his pants.

    This seriously happened so much that I had TO ACTUALLY HAVE A TALK WITH HIM ABOUT IT after bringing girls over once in a while who would catch him in the act with me and suddenly no longer be “in the mood”.

    Edit: Dont have a problem with him wanking off. God knows I did it, too. But I would catch him twice a week. If I gave you an honest guess…I would say he did it more than 5 times a day. I responded to someone on a comment below with an example of how ridiculous it became: Once he did it when I said I was just going downstairs to the dorm vending machine. Walked down and back up in like 3 minutes and he was hiding his shame.

  12. Dude shaved his chest hair in the kitchen. Also, had a super loud asian girlfriend who screamed during sex, even when we had people over.

  13. Posted this in an older thread:

    My roommate kidnapped two guys and held them for ransom. One hostage was set free weeks later while the other wasn’t so lucky. The body was eventually found in a basement cemented buried in the ground.

    Cops busted into the flat (I rented a room in an apartment – he lived in it before I moved in) and apprehended my roommate while he was sleeping. Tried for kidnapping and manslaughter along with his other few associates.

    This was in Ontario, Canada around 2011/2012. I never really followed the story after I moved the hell out and learned that they were all in jail.

    [Here’s a more detailed story.] (http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2012/05/11/twomenadmitrolesinhighprofilekidnappingofjohnnyfeiandmarkhamrealestateagenttonyhanwhodiedofaheartattackwhileconfined.html)

    My roommate was Sohaib Malik. He seemed like a normal, nice dude. Student at the local university. Had no problems with him (aside from him using my kitchen knife without permission).

  14. ‘Sharon’ used to eat in her room and then slide the plate under her bed. She’d do this every day until my other roommate and I couldn’t bare the stink anymore (and needed plates for our own dinner). She also regularly invited her drug dealer boyfriend over to hang out in our apt during the day.
    Several times I came home to find deals taking place in our living room.
    Eventually the cops were called by one of our neighbours and we (not him) were interrogated and searched.
    Oh and there’s the time she left a sanitary towel ‘sunnyside up’ on the toilet seat in our shared bathroom.
    I could go on…

  15. Previously posted the last time around here :

    My roommate was this geeky 400 pound guy who watched Sailor Moon in the original Japanese. He had a tiny redheaded girlfriend who regularly beat the shit out of him in daily life, and he let her. On like 6pm on a Thursday, he suddenly asks me if I can vacate the dorm room until 11, as they’re going to have some romantic time. I was a little pissed he gave me no warning, but left anyways. Get back at midnight and walk into a scene of her in black vinyl bondage gear with a riding crop and a taxi driver’s hat, riding him, with him covered in welts from head to toe. Noped the hell right out of there.