Smell your fingers right now. What do they smell like?

  1. 5 guys double bacon cheeseburger.

  2. Fingers.

  3. Malt vinegar and sea salt chips. I like them better than regular vinegar and sea salt chips.

  4. I’m gonna start a tally. So far we have:

    Food – 46

    meat x8

    cheese x3

    chips (doritos and cheetos included) x8

    peanut butter x3

    onions

    chex mix

    kit kat

    pistachio nuts

    barbeque

    sushi x2

    pretzels

    oranges x2

    cheeseburger

    cabbage

    japanese gravy boat

    pizza x2

    pho

    papaya

    chocolate x3

    pickles x2

    garlic x3

    kettle corn

    spices x2

    Body Parts/Fluids – 22

    fingers

    vagina x 5

    balls and/or weiner x3

    cum

    ear wax x3

    blood x2

    sweat x2

    tears

    baby’s butt

    poo

    sex

    ear cheese

    Hygienic Substance – 21

    soap x6

    hand sani

    lysol

    lotion x2

    aloe

    dog shampoo

    human shampoo x2

    body wash

    gold bond

    baby powder x2

    baby wipes

    concealer… from a man

    Vicky’s Secret sex cream

    Tobacco – 13

    Alcohol – 3

    whiskey

    liquor

    absinthe

    Weed – 2

    Coffee – 4

    Manly stuff – 7

    beard balm

    oil

    grease

    jet fuel

    resin

    plutonium

    soot

    My Mom – 7

    My Wife – 1

    My Sister – 1

    **My Dad…* – 1

    Me – 1

    Other – 13

    Pokemon cards

    plastic and fresh paint

    pull up bar

    mold

    wet puppy

    metal slinky

    money x3

    campfire

    chlorine x2

    friction… from air guitar?

    EDIT: There’s too many!! I’ll come back and update this later.

  5. (Don’t say your moms pussy, don’t say your mom pussy, don’t say your mom pussy…) Your dads butt?

  6. Kit Kat and cigarettes. No explanation needed

  7. Balls. I had an itch.

  8. Soap. Just washed my hands. It’s not even any nice soap. Just generic soap.

  9. Weed.

    It wasn’t mine. Some kid asked me to hold it for him. I swear it!

  10. Vagina. I just masturbated.

  11. Sweat and shampoo. Took a shower before the ibuprofen wore off, so I felt fine. Then my fever came back and I took more ibuprofen. Now my fever is breaking and I’m sweating so goddamn much.

    TLDR two hours ago I was cocooned in a blanket shivering with a temperature of 101, now I’m hot as hell. The flu is a bitch.

  12. Cabbage…i may be a carney

  13. Wet puppy. I just finished washing my foster pup

  14. The spinal column from a Japanese gravy boat.

  15. Onions. Ate a hoagie.