What’s something you’re hiding from your parents? [serious]

  1. That I know that they embezzled almost 20 thousand dollars from a savings account my grandparents were “depositing” money into for college.

    My grandmother would, in good faith, give my mom the check to deposit every week. For almost 18 years. Well, when I turned 18, there is 2900 dollars in a savings account for me. During a conversation with my aunt, my cousin has over 20 thousand dollars saved up for college. From my grandmother.

    She doesn’t know that I know that she blew my savings account on a car, alcohol, and partying. I’ve kept this secret for 12 years. And it KILLS me to be around my mother knowing this.

    Edit: You guys are awesome. I’ve resolved to confront my mother sooner rather than later. Even if it’s just to get rid of the “I know and I can’t keep it to myself” feeling.

  2. My address, my phone number.

    So many things.

  3. I was an escort for years to pay for university. It would kill my mom

  4. That in a few years for their 35th anniversary I’m going to pay for an expensive trip for them.

  5. How broke I am all the time.

  6. I hear things that arent there (footsteps, knocking on doors, phone ringing). My parents think im a drug addict or soemthing and I let them because I think they would disown me if they knew Im some type of crazy.

  7. That I’m not coming home. From Ireland, my parents have always assumed that I intended to move to Alaska to work and then come home, meet a nice Irish girl, get married, and buy a home in town with my earnings. Live and die in our country with our family.

    Since I’ve stepped foot off the plane in Juneau I haven’t once considered anything more than a visit home. Every time we talk they ask something along the lines of me moving back, and I dance around the issue. I’d rather not deal with the endless calls from family, friends, and neighbours saying I’ve gone mad or turned my back on our home. Which I have, I’d just rather fade out of their minds than deal with it head on. I can’t rationalise or justify it, so I don’t approach it.

  8. My divorce.

    I don’t want to hear my dad run his mouth about how it’s all my fault that my ex-husband had an affair, took all my money, and is suing me for spousal support so he can get his PhD (I already paid for his Stanford master’s). I did literally everything to keep the marriage together, but my dad will look at it as all my fault… cuz that’s how he sees the world.

  9. Got pregnant from a guy I don’t like and have little memory of sleeping with and ended up having an abortion.

  10. I ran into a car in a parking garage and now owe the guy $1000 worth of car repairs. I’m a college kid who only has a summer internship as a source of income.

    Edit: I do have insurance, but the deductible would still be $500 and my rates would skyrocket.

  11. I’ve been married for 3 years, and my mom still thinks I’m a virgin.

  12. I’m 26 years old and have a great job that pays well, but I have a ton of student loan debt that I am trying to take care of, but it’s hard because not only am I supporting myself, but my mother too.

    She has a job as a caretaker, but doesn’t get enough hours to make enough to pay all her bills, so I help out every month, which doesn’t really help me out, because it means I don’t have enough to help pay off my loans faster.

    As much as it sets me back financially, I think about all the sacrifices she made growing up, so I have never hesitated to do what I can to help her. However, she doesn’t know that it sets me back so much and I don’t want to tell her, because I love her.

  13. I’m really bi-curious. I haven’t slept with any guys yet, so I won’t say I’m bisexual, but during gym class in college I thought the guys were much better eye candy than the women.

    Unfortunately, the college course I was taking to see all that eye candy was police foundations, and my parents have already made clear that the gay cop they know is “a disgrace to the force” and that he shouldn’t be allowed on in the first place. I can’t imagine how they’d react if I said I hope to find a lot of gay police officers when I get on the force.

  14. Well….. that I fucked my step brother. Keep in mind that he’s married, my family is very religious, and I’m a guy.

  15. My little sister told me in confidence that she has been smoking pot with her new boyfriend and his friends. Actually, her words were, “I don’t know what it was. Shaped like a blunt, but they didn’t say. ” My mom is a drug addict and my father would flip out.

Best Two Line Jokes

  1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

  2. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.

    If anything, it made him more sluggish.

  3. And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life”

    But John came fifth, and won a toaster

  4. What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

    Aye Matey.

  5. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

    Poor bastard.

  6. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

    You look for the fresh prints.

  7. A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building

    He yells “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”

  8. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

    If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

  9. Want to hear a word I just made up?

  10. I tried to catch fog yesterday,


  11. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  12. A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90, Please be careful!”

    Herman said, “It’s not just one car. There’s hundreds of them!”

  13. What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

    A pool table.

  14. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

    Then they call me ugly and poor.

  15. Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
    It suffered from withdrawals.

If you had to marry the first person you had sex with, what would your life be like now?

  1. Eating Raccoons and living in a hippie commune somewhere in west oakland. I’d also probably have a funny hair cut that my new best friend named serenity gave me with a box cutter.

  2. Nailed the farmer’s daughter next door in the back of a pickup truck at 16.

    My life would be like the first 5 minutes of Law & Order: SVU.

  3. I would be living in South Africa, working in film while recreationally using drugs.

  4. I would have most likely killed myself twice already

  5. Married to a gay man. He came out a few years after we broke up. My mother still makes fun of me after 9 years….

  6. We’d be divorced.

  7. fucking awful. she’s pregnant with my best friend’s kid

  8. I’d probably be dead by now because she died in a plane crash on holiday. 🙁

  9. Oooh, I would have Australian citizenship!

    But I’d be married to an emotionally-stunted bag of dicks 🙁

  10. I’d be a heroin-addicted, grossly overweight mother of 7 living off the government and waiting for my emotionally abusive husband to come home from his job at the local textiles mill, when he’ll kill a 6-pack in an hour and beat our pitbulls. Ahh, the one that got away…

  11. Well I would be alone so…good

  12. My children would resemble potatoes.

  13. Awful. She is what yanks call trailer trash.

  14. I would probably have Canadian Citizenship. Oh to dream

Whats the most PG thing you have ever jerked it to?

  1. A plastic action figure of the yellow ranger that I had scratched the painting off

  2. You know in Unreal Tournament 2003 there is the voice that goes: DOUBLE KILL, MONSTER KILL, etc… which gets increasingly louder and more intense? There is a setting where you can change that voice to “sexy”, and its sexy woman saying it. As it gets more intense it sounds like she’s having an orgasm.

    I jacked off to that

  3. I was on vacation and it was about 3am so I had no access to a computer and didn’t have a phone at the time. Decided to fap it to “100 sexiest beach bodies”….they cut to commercial as I was finishing so I ended up blowing my load to Billy Mays. RIP

  4. Back in the day I’d just turn on the Spanish channel and let er rip.

  5. The definition of the word Lesbian.

  6. My sims woohooing

  7. When I was a junior in college there was some freshman girl who told her housemates during some orientation bonding icebreaker that she could only masturbate to transformation scenes in Disney movies. It was a very small school and literally everyone knew of her as “that girl”. It inspired band names and everything. It followed her forever. I remember one time in class she said she liked cake and everyone was like “oh yeah she would like cake.” Made no sense.

  8. My friend told me he once jerked off to a box of tampons because they said vagina on the package.

  9. Lola Bunny from space jam

  10. Clarissa Explains It All (back when it was age appropriate for me)

    EDIT: so many pics of her “brushing her teeth”. Fond memories of teenage fapping might now be ruined.

  11. I took all the armor off my female character in baulders gate.

  12. Honestly? National Geographic.

    When I was a kid, the native african boobies were amazing.

  13. Little mermaid put me through puberty

  14. Adult version of malon in ocarina of time. 🙁

  15. Totally Spies.

What is the coolest thing you got for free?

  1. A bunch of furniture from the set of 24. I worked on a short film when their final season was wrapping up (before it came back recently) along with the production designer of the show. He brought a bunch of their set props to use on the short. At the end of the week, he told me that because 24 was wrapped, all the stuff would just go back to a warehouse to be sold off, given away, or taken by the crew of the show and told me to just have at anything I needed, since I told him that I was moving to a new place and didn’t have a lot of my own furniture. So my living room is fully furnished courtesy of Jack Bauer.

  2. I won a trip to Disney World. Not having children to take, I took my grandma. She was so excited to meet Mickey. I also made her go on Space Mountain with me. Best memories ever.

  3. An announcement system like the ones they have in supermarkets. The music fades out automatically when I use the mic to call my wife .

  4. When my wife and I got engaged, a coworker gave us our hotel suite in Vegas as a wedding present. We got room service for breakfast every morning, so for a week, I got to eat waffles in a hot tub. Pretty awesome.

  5. When I was a teenager, I worked at a 7-Eleven convenience store. One night a lady came in to buy scratch offs. I hated scratch off people because they’d always stand at the counter and buy one scratch off at a time, over and over. She stares at the selection for a while, and finally says, which one should I get? If I win, I’ll give you half.

    I point at one and said “I’ve seen a few people win on this one.” She took my advice and won $50. She wouldn’t leave the store until I took $25 of her winnings. She was nice.

  6. One memory that was pretty cool. I remember Gap had a promotion, try on a pair of jeans and get a free song off itunes. It was back in 2005. I was back to school shopping, so when i went into the change rooms the girl gave me 2 cards for free songs (they looked like credit cards, you scratched the code off the back). I was pretty happy, since a month earlier I got a green ipod nano (2nd generation) as a birthday gift. So I told her how I just got one and was excited to get some new music. She then handed me a stack of almost 100 cards. She said barely anyone wanted them cause they didn’t have itunes or an ipod. It was pretty awesome.

    EDIT: Holy Apple police, it was a second gen one. My bad!!

    EDIT #2: I still have the cards! Why? No idea. Have the cards but not the ipod….http://i.imgur.com/TaNa5o7.jpg

  7. A few years ago my best friend and I went to Lollapalooza for the first time. Not ten minutes after walking through the gate on the first day, we stopped by the State Farm tent.

    They had a huge wheel you could spin in order to win prizes. The prizes included sunglasses, water bottles, lanyards blah blah blah…

    And a tiny sliver of it was VIP Passes.

    See where this is going?

    My best friend spun and won two flipping VIP passes- free food, free drinks, a private golf cart that drives you around the park, MASSAGES. It was incredible.

    TL;DR best friend won Lollapalooza VIP passes that are normally over $1000 a piece.

  8. On a flight to Beirut I asked to borrow this guy’s pen to fill out my entry form. He left before I finished and just told me to keep the pen… It ended up being a $1,200 pen from Rolex.

  9. I happened to be next to a guy about to trash a $600 mountain bike just because the chain was fucked up. Took less than an hour to replace

  10. In high school (around 1997) there was an essay contest to win a free computer. The contest sponsor was a local cable company. So of course when I wrote my essay, I targeted it to what I thought a cable company might like to hear. I wrote about my physics class, “Mr. Teacher fought diligently to bring cable television into our classroom.” That was a total lie, there were no televisions or cable TV in our classroom.

    I won. The cable company came to my school and had an awards presentation, in front of TV cameras. They were going to read my essay aloud. I offered to read it out loud instead, thinking that I could skip over the part about the cable television. Unfortunately, the essay was only 50 words long. That’s like 3 sentences. I couldn’t skip anything.

    I read the whole thing aloud. I totally intended to warn my teacher in advance that I had lied, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. So of course I let it be a surprise, in front of a camera crew.

    Someone had underlined the important sentence in my essay, and drew a red question mark next to it.

    The representative turned to my teacher and asked, “Tell us how you use cable television in the classroom?”

    So awkward. 16 year old me’s face was so red. My teacher gave a very diplomatic answer. He said, “We actually use computers mostly” and he proceeded to explain how we use computers in the class.

    I was supposed to win a Gateway computer. Instead it was a no-name budget computer built by a local shop. I didn’t feel that I could complain.

    The awards ceremony was on TV. I have it somewhere on VHS. I have never told this story to reddit before.

    Nobody ever said anything to me about lying. Not the teacher, not the administrators.

  11. Not me but my brother. When we were in high school, Microsoft and Mountain Dew ran an “Every 10 Minutes” promotion that someone would win an Xbox 360 every 10 minutes using codes under the caps and selecting which 10 minute timeslot you wanted to be entered for. You would also get points that you could redeem for Mt. Dew stuff so my brother would collect caps from his friends at lunch so he could get a Mt. Dew beanie. All I remember is him running up the stairs to the living room, tripping on the top step, and running head first into the wall. Even though his head almost went though the drywall he still couldn’t stop jumping up and down and screamin that he won an Xbox. They sent him a 360, 5 Mt. Dew t-shirts, 5 Mt. Dew hats, 2 games, and coupons for 5 free cases of Mt. Dew. We ended up getting it 2 days before the 360 came out.

  12. A free, 7-day trip to South Korea. Had never left the country before hand, so that was something.

  13. In college I found out that having a laptop or ipad made life so much easier with notes and assignments. Since I was a forever broke student I entered a bunch of those online contests. I managed to win both. That was nice.

  14. An umbrella someone gave me after I managed to get out of my car at a stop light, in the rain, and getting locked out for 45 minutes.

    A stranger stopped and gave me their umbrella and it made my day, even if I was already soaked.

  15. A limited edition lightsaber replica: http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data/500/SWTOROrgusDin.jpg

    A few of them were sent to a group of people on the project. I was one of the lucky ones.

What are some animal “fun fact” you know?

  1. Jaguars are the only big cat that rarely kill large prey through a traditional throat-bite and suffocation, like lions and tigers, and other predators like wolves, do.

    Instead, they bite directly through the skull and pierce the brain.

  2. The blobfish looks blobby out of the water because it has evolved to withstand the high pressure on the seabed where it lives. Down there, they get compressed into something like this, which actually looks quite average and not-blobby.

    TL;DR: Don’t judge a fish by its blob.

  3. When attacked by a horde of ants, a group of termites forms a circle with their heads facing outward, in effect collectively protecting their soft bodies with their rock hard heads. Letting the ants surround them completely, they stand their ground as brothers and sisters and fight for dear survival.

  4. Ducks can sleep half of their brains. They can even choose which side.

    They often rest in circles with the outside ducks sleeping the inward half of their brain and keeping watch with the outward.

  5. I hear that octopi have square pupils. I’ve never seen this in person though.

  6. The most dangerous animal to human is hippopotamus, and they have a pink milk.

  7. A collective of ferrets is called a business of ferrets.

  8. Dogs have a special system in their necks that’s allows the blood to circulate longer, so it cools down before reaching the brain. So they don’t overheat as easily.

  9. Elephants hold a ritual to mourn their dead.

  10. A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball. I learned that on reddit somewhere.

  11. A barnacle has a 16:1 penis to body ratio. As in it’s penis is 16 times larger than his body.

  12. When snails have sex they fight with their penises until one of them stabs the other and gets it pregnant

  13. The mantis shrimp has 16 color receptive cones. To compare this, a dog only has 2 and humans only have 3. Where we see a rainbow, a mantis shrimp sees thousands of different more colors.

    Also, the mantis shrimp taught Bruce Lee the 1 inch punch, as it’s limbs move at a speed so quick it literally boils the water around it, and even produces tiny bursts of light, making it one of the most deadliest animals on earth.

  14. Due to living so deep in the sea (where fish populations are scarce), when a male anglerfish encounters any female anglerfish, he fuses his lips with her body wall and connects his circulatory system with hers, then slowly degrades over time to nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off of her and leeching her nutrients.

    Females can have more than one male do this at a time.

[SERIOUS] [NSFW] Men who have been raped by a woman, what happened?

  1. I tried to let a girl at our house party down easy once. Told her she was cute but that I was taken. She said she couldn’t drive and needed to crash on the couch, which is cool. I ended up going to bed in my room. I woke up sometime later to her in her bra and panties sucking my dick in my room, in my bed. I yelled at her and told her to get the fuck out, having no idea how long she had been in there (I was out cold). I never told anyone because I didn’t want it to get back to my at the time girlfriend because I know that’s an image that would have been stuck in her head forever.

  2. I was really sick, and a friend offered to bring me chicken soup. I knew she was attracted to me, but I had made it clear I was only interested in being friends.

    I was heavily medicated when she got to my place and the last thing I remembered was telling her I needed to lie down.

    When I woke up, my pants were around my ankles and it was obvious something had happened. I confronted her through text and she admitted it, but said I was hard so I must have been into it. I told a few people but everyone said I probably just didn’t remember being into it at the time and I shouldn’t try to ruin her life. So, I just dropped it.

  3. Black out drunk, woke up the next morning with blood on my dick. Found out later that this girl, who was a virgin, carried me back home and we had sex. Friends told me I couldn’t even talk or keep my eyes open. She then went around and bragged about sleeping with me. Honestly, I wasn’t that upset with her. I was more upset with myself for drinking that much.

  4. I got away but it was close. A roommate of mine got drunk and tried very hard to pin me down and have her way. Thankfully my sister’s husband was there and helped pull her off of me but he still gives me flak for not sleeping with her.

    No condom and she has several STD’s and she was drunk and I was sober but you know, I must be a pussy for not taking that chance.

    Edit: A lot of people are confused, she didn’t willingly walk around infected. She had been, ah, exposed, and I knew, and a week later a test confirmed things, but at the time I just knew there was a chance.

  5. This is almost five hours late to the post, but I need to get it off my chest. This is the first time I have described it, and no throwaway because I don’t care if my friends see that this bitch raped me.

    Two years ago, during the summer, I took a job at McDonalds. I needed the money to pay for college, so I didn’t get a shit where I worked. Plus I had a friend who worked there as well, so I was excited for that. Skip forward three months and it’s within one week of my last day (can’t be exact on dates, it’s been a little while). My father was in a court case seeking custody of my step-siblings and partially lost due to my testimony about him. I was receiving calls from him and the rest of my step family calling to tell me they heard my testimony against him.

    So what happened after work was I went over to my manager at the times apartment. She said that her and a friend would have a couple drinks with me and bitch about our parents. I went over and had a couple drinks, but the last one they slipped a little extra something into to help me relax. They both continued to feed me more alcohol and gave me weed until I blacked out. I remember them helping me to the car so they could buy condoms at the store. The next thing I remember was blacking in and out while in different positions with my manager while the friend of her’s was laughing telling me how much I looked like I was enjoying it. I tried so hard for so long to get her off of me, but I had no control over my body, so I just watched it until about 2 or 3 in the morning. Eventually, I pushed her off, grabbed my clothes and stumbled out. They did not try to stop me from driving drunk, and I was in disbelief at what happened. I do not remember driving home, but I made it. I highly regret doing that, regardless of the circumstances.

    The aftermath was me throwing up at work from distress after seeing her. She ignored me and pretended like nothing happened until the day I quit. I also found out later that this was not the first time that it has happened. When I tried to tell people, they thought that it was something to be proud of. Eventually, I broke down crying while back in college and sought counseling. I have never hated anyone in my life but this woman.

  6. I don’t really remember how old I was but there was a family at our church who was “down on their luck” and so my parents offered to let them live in our house until they could get back on their feet. They had two daughters who were probably 14 and 16 (I was maybe 10 or so).

    Well, one of the daughters was doing inappropriate things to me and I never really liked them to begin with. I got kicked out of my bedroom so that the mom and dad could have their own room and my parents made me sleep on the couch. So one night I wake up and this girl had my pants down and was sucking me off. I was still semi unconscious but as I started waking up she ran off. It hadnt quite registered what had happened and I fell back asleep. I woke up a little bit later and she was back but this time she was laying on the couch playing with me and when I woke up she just covered my mouth with her hand and kept going. I couldnt really do anything and just kind of let it happen. Told my parents the next day and their solution was to just pray for me. My aunt is also a children’s psychologist so they made me have to sit down and talk with her about what happened. It was more uncomfortable than waking up in the middle of the night.

    EDIT: Thanks for the responses everyone, I never actually expected it to get this kind of response. A lot of people have made some comments about the whole situation and I wanted to go into detail on a few things.

    1. My parents reaction: I was young so I dont really remember everything. After this happened I remember telling my parents and they believed me. The only things I remember that happened as a result from this was my parents took me to talk with the church pastor and they prayed over me. I was young so of course I didnt get it but I know they just wanted me to be safe and not have an emotional damage over the situation (which I dont so maybe it worked). I also remember being on a family camping trip in WV after the incident and my parents had me go with my aunt and we sat inside this box trailer and talked about, I dont really remember everything we talked about but I just remember he asking me what happened. She was a trained professional and dealt with stuff like that on a daily basis so I am sure it was just another way that they were trying to protect me. What happened beyond that I dont know, I am sure they sought help away from me and they probably confronted the girls parents but I have never talked about this to them or anyone so I dont know the details nor do I really care to know, it happened and it was taken care of. Yes, the family did all those other things leading to them getting kicked out but I do not remember the time span at which these events happened. I know they wrecked my dad’s truck while we were away to WV (on the family trip) and they stole a bunch of money during that same time. For all I know it could have been a matter of days and not weeks like it might have seemed, but at the same time it could have been a few weeks after.

    2. Church: Yes, we went to church a lot and I didnt like it. Do I regret, sometimes. Do I still have religious beliefs, yes although they are not exactly what the church taught. Do I wish we had never went to church, no.

  7. I was raped when I was 4-6 years old. My mother would take turns sodomizing my sister and I with my uncle and grandfather. My grandfather also performed penetration while my mother was watching. Very sickening. One thing that stood out to me was that she said “Look, he likes it.” I believe I did like it at the time, my body was just responding to stimuli. However that comment and events have led me to some serious problems in personal development and just living day to day. I get extremely nervous and irritable around people, feel like I just want to be left alone a lot of the time. Its difficult, but I do believe I have reasons to live. Some days more than others for sure. I do actively try to help myself by getting into hobbies, exercising daily, eating good food, but some days I seriously just want to kill myself. I dont think I’d ever be able to do it though. Human interaction is just really difficult for me. to the point where I can hardly look people in the eye, even my friends. And when I do i get this weird look back, thing is I know its because of how I am looking at them. Im just nervous, and I make others nervous I guess? I dont know I just needed to vent. You know days like this where you spend all day just trying to get through things and be positive and just nobody reaches out to you or treats you with respect it really gets me feeling like crap. I feel like I am gay (sorry for random topic jump but i have got a lot of thoughts going on), but I feel very uncomfortable living my life like that and just not giving a fuck about what other people say/think. And I think it all goes back to when I was raped and molested and being told that “Look he likes it” made me feel like I wasnt supposed to so a part of me just split and basically didnt make itself known until I started smoking pot and taking a little e after highschool (18 at the time) I really had a good time doing those drugs at first, smoking almost every day and doing e every month or two, but then I had an extremely intense unforgiving experience rolling at my house where I had these memories flood my brain and all this new information come out. This was about 2 years ago and I am still recovering I feel like. I dont do and drugs besides caffeine and pot of which both I feel incredibly sensitive to. Caffeine will send my anxiety through the roof if I have too much. Basically my mother, uncle, and grandfather just took turns raping/molesting my sister and I at a very young age. So yeah this is what rape does. Thing is I dont know if there is any good in the people that rape others. I really think there is, but they have just buried it under their own problems and anger and they really just need some love and self acceptance. Anyways, peace to those who have gone through something like this. Really hope it gets better for you and you are loved one day by a wonderful person. We all deserve it.

  8. I’ve been happily a bachelor since the end of my last relationship. Most of the time happy with it anyway. It wasn’t until very recently – earlier this year – that I decided to start looking at dating again.

    That said, in this given timeframe I was very much not interested in a relationship with anyone, for anything. I didn’t want sex, kisses, cuddles, I just wanted to have my friends and no obligations.

    So one new years a couple years ago, right in the midst of all this, I go to a New Years party with some friends. I brought a bottle of Tullamore Dew, and my friends gave me a bottle of Jameson, and we had some hard cider too. My friend’s niece makes a point of sitting on the floor beside me all night. We’re drinking, all of us, and early on one friend pulls me aside to say, “hey she’s into you, you should go for her.” I explained to him I just wasn’t interested in anything and it wouldn’t happen.

    Proceeded to get hammered. 2 bottles of whiskey and a whole bunch of cider later, I can’t see straight, think straight, anything. My friends offer to take me to their home and let me sleep on their couch – the ones with the niece who was into me. I trusted them, so I took the offer and went back with them.

    It’s kind of a blur from the time I walked out the door of the house we were partying at, until at some point I regained cognizance to realize that I was on the floor being ridden by my friend’s niece. I tried to get her off me, but I was too drunk and disoriented to do anything, and just passed out.

    When I brought it up to the ‘friend’ who pulled me aside earlier that night, he was like “you’re gonna bitch about getting laid?” And later when I said I don’t have frivolous sex, the other friend said, “I know what happened with you and [niece]. What was that?” The look on her face when I said rape was…disappointing. Not regret, understanding, disappointment, no…she was mad that I would dare try to call it what it is.

    So I don’t talk to any of them any more. Pretty sure they still just think I’m the asshole who slept with her niece and then complained about it.

  9. The very first time I had sex, I was raped.

    I was about 16 or so when it happened. She was my first girlfriend and I had very little idea what was okay in a relationship and what wasn’t. Nothing about her seemed off or anything. The only thing that I thought was a really strange is that she kept saying she really wanted to have a kid. I always thought she meant when she was older. Little did I realise at the time that she meant she wanted one now. We had talked about having sex but I didn’t really want to as I was very nervous about it.

    So at some point I ended up staying the weekend at her place. Her parents weren’t around so when we decided to sleep in the same bed together. This is where shit gets weird. I wake up to her trying to get me erect. I try and stop her only to find out for some reason I was tied up and couldn’t move my hands or feet. She managed to get me hard and started to fuck me. I started to cry and begged her to stop but she hushed me and told me, “Think of the beautiful child we’ll have.”

    After the incident I fortunately did not manage to get her pregnant. I’ve been pretty fucked up afterwards. I haven’t been able to trust people for years. It was only recently that I’ve told anyone about what happened

    TL;DR My first girlfriend tried to force me to impregnate her. I now have serious trust issues

  10. Fuck it. Here goes…

    I spent several years in what I consider to be hell. I was in an abusive relationship. It all started with an occasional fight, but then it got worse. She would fly off the handle at the drop of a hat. She isolated me from my friends and family ao I was dependant on her and her alone. She got me fired from several jobs by making me call in “sick” to keep her from killing herself. After this continued for a while I stopped wanting sex as often. The fights (which usually just consisted of her screaming at me while I apologized for whatever slight I had committed) started to become physical, she had me so beaten down that the thought of saying no to her was terrifying, yet I still did.

    I didn’t want to have sex with her, she did. Without going into too much detail (because I actually want to enjoy my day today) sex still happened. I felt dirty and just wanted it to end. She wouldn’t let me use condoms, so you can guess what happened.

    I did eventually get out of the “relationship” and have been going through some counseling, but I still have trouble with relationships, it’s 4 years later and she is still trying to control my life. Last year she files 2 false police reports against me. I was proven innocent, but she didn’t face any consequences. Most people still don’t believe what happened, but it did.

    The good news is the kids aren’t with her anymore and she moved away with her newest victim. I hate that girl with every piece of my being, and if I never see her again it will be too soon. Also fuck everyone who doesn’t believe men can be raped or abused. I am not a victim, I’m a survivor. I probably should have used a throwaway but it’s too late. For anyone else in my situation, get out. If you need to talk to someone, my inbox is always open.